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Ballot Box Ballad
To vote Scratch ball point on crisp paper diagonally additively completely Fill in the oval next to your choice
Black or blue pen required Thought recommended Pants optional
If you spill tea erase or make other marks Your vote may not count
To vote for a candidate whose name is not printed on the ballot fill in the oval and write in the candidate’s name on the blank line provided for a write-in candidate
Para votar
To vote Scratch eyes out and shove forcefully perpetually fruitlessly Fill lungs with screams- no other choice
Eight hour wait required Bullet-proof vest recommended Sustenance optional
If you spill blood explode or leave other marks Your vote will not count
To vote for a candidate in jail but not on the ballot fill in the streets and write in the candidate’s name on the walls provided to keep you from starving
Para de votar
Deborah Plana
Published in Issue 38