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Take two by mouth with food:
Candlelight, music, maybe a movie afterward-
And take one more as needed,
throughout the evening. 
(Side effects include dry mouth, clamminess, euphoria, difficulty concentrating, and flowers.)
You may take also before bedtime: Placed beneath the tongue, It diffuses rapidly into the warm blood; Or if it’s applied everywhere to the skin, You may experience increasing heart rate, A mydriatic effect in the eye, And a serious risk of addiction.
Dylan Holmes
Published in Issue 38