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A birthday party (n.) is 
a chemical reaction involving a mixture of
helium gas, simple sugars, and bits of colored paper
which combust marvelously,
yielding several kilograms of six-year-olds
in an excited state. 
Their slow tarnishing over decades will be punctuated by similar outbursts at regular intervals.
Dylan Holmes
Published in Issue 38